No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Randomize
