I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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