id be glad to
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
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