I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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