dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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