On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Acid is not a monday night drug
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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