Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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