she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
