i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
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