he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Success! We fucked roommates!
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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