well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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