its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I will pee on everything he values.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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