Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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