please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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