im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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