i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Dignity is for republicans.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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