I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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