So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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