i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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