He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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