Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
nutella sex= disaster
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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