I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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