Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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