I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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