He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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