This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
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