I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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