Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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