He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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