:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Randomize
