Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
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