Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
no, he came in my armpit
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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