Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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