when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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