So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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