I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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