i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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