We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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