is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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