I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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