we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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