Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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