OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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