So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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