apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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