In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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