____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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