Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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