I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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