hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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