and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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