She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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