My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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