Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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